For many, many things but tonight in particular for having this DeGroff fellow on your show. Oh, and for making fun of conservatives that don’t know The Colbert Report is a satire! Good Lord.

Anyway, this guy made a mint julep and was smashing ice in a special burlap looking bag so that the water was absorbed by the bag and the ice was at its driest. Thus making the bestest cocktail! Well, a man who knows that knows from cocktails! Yes, please on the book! And yes, PLEASE on a Book-Warming party on the Bitchin’ Patio!!