Symptoms of swine flu are like regular flu symptoms and include fever, cough, sore throat, runny nose, body aches, headache, chills, and fatigue. Many people with swine flu have had diarrhea and vomiting. Nearly everyone with flu has at least two of these symptoms. But these symptoms can also be caused by many other conditions. That means that you and your doctor can’t know, just based on your symptoms, if you’ve got swine flu. It takes a lab test to tell whether it’s swine flu or some other condition.

OK, not looking good, people. I gots it all except the runny nose. No diarrhea or vomiting either. Will keep you posted. Have called Dr. Eunice. She will make it better. This is all shades of wrong. I need a nap. Clucking Swine Flu.