The doll comes with a little sports bra with flowers in lieu of nipples???  It’s flat what with 7 year olds not having tits. Are you shitting me, Spain??? C’MON!!!

“The Breast Milk Baby will revolutionize our nation’s attitudes to good infant health, while letting little girls share in the wonder and magic of motherhood,” company executives write on their website. “The Breast Milk Baby lets young girls express their love and affection in the most natural way possible, just like Mommy!”

I was worried about who was going to put a blurb of endorsement on my website- but The Breast Milk Baby has gone right to the Big Guy! According to their website, GOD supports this doll. Did they get an email from Him? Did He tweet it to the twats? RiDONKulous!!! But, if you want one- they are only $99 at