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ONE more Thing that exists in Nannyland:
8) A HUGE Mother&^%$ing, God*&%$, GI-NORMOUS COCKROACH!! (not collecting dust at all but a tricksy little bastard who just escaped the bottom of a shoe and relocated to Sir’s closet! Well, one of them.)
I just want to go home!! How am I supposed to sleep now??? Next to said closet the little shit now calls home is the bedroom that contains the bed in which I am sleeping!!! Sweet Mother of God!! There isn’t enough TheraFlu for this in the WORLD! And me with just one hand’s worth of nails painted a hideous shade of pink!